how to stop straight white boys: step one
That wouldn’t stop me. That would fuel me. In this everlasting game of life we are taught one thing. One key concept. We are taught that Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek fuels me in my conquest for sexe boobs and sending pics of my little Shrek. Shrek is all I know. Shrek is all I need.
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I. Love. Nick. Offerman.
Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
having the worst internet connection in your friend group
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD
When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB