Awake Dreaming by Louay Hosny
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
I like this.
If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.
If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
I WANT THIS IN EVERY MAGAZINE
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them after they were diagnosed. Both had to have mastectomies (in case anyone doesn’t know, this is the surgical operation to remove one or both breasts).
The first woman said her husband told her that he would rather see her dead than see her lose her breasts. The second woman had her operation and waited all day to be picked up by her husband, who never arrived. By nightfall, one of the nurses offered to give her a ride, and she came home to find the house empty.
Obviously, these are extreme cases of a man’s reaction to his wife’s breast cancer, but this is what I see when I see the “I ♥ Boobies” bracelets. I see love of the body parts, not the person being treated—not the patient, not the victim, not the survivor.
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
I just watched this like 8 times
Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude
how to stop straight white boys: step one
That wouldn’t stop me. That would fuel me. In this everlasting game of life we are taught one thing. One key concept. We are taught that Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek fuels me in my conquest for sexe boobs and sending pics of my little Shrek. Shrek is all I know. Shrek is all I need.