meatbicyclevevo:

rnasturbaking:

how to stop straight white boys: step one

That wouldn’t stop me. That would fuel me. In this everlasting game of life we are taught one thing. One key concept. We are taught that Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek fuels me in my conquest for sexe boobs and sending pics of my little Shrek. Shrek is all I know. Shrek is all I need.

meatbicyclevevo:

rnasturbaking:

how to stop straight white boys: step one

That wouldn’t stop me. That would fuel me. In this everlasting game of life we are taught one thing. One key concept. We are taught that Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek fuels me in my conquest for sexe boobs and sending pics of my little Shrek. Shrek is all I know. Shrek is all I need.

fuck-puzzle:

awwww-cute:

Her look when she wants to eat

I WANT ONE :(

fuck-puzzle:

awwww-cute:

Her look when she wants to eat

I WANT ONE :(

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

scrapes:

STOP

scrapes:

STOP

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

image

cut3pandaa:

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD

lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

piercingsandink:

theirwastedyears:

juliettegomes:

pepahh:

this gets me so hard

apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time they broke up or something

Omgggggg cryin

Fuck yes

😭